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Twenty Things You Should've Never Done For That Klondike Bar







Said hello to someone you knew on the street- now you’re in a conversation, dumb ass.



Occupied an independent bookstore for too long.



Attempted to solve the pythagorean theorem for free.



Proposed an idea for a new pasta shape Barilla wanted nothing to do with. 



Engaged in physical combat with a mascot. 



Trusted a penguin you encountered in a city. 



Messed with the wrong fish at the pet store. 



Typed in your social security number when self-checking out a pound of grapes at the supermarket because you were prompted to. 



Over-appreciated your bank teller for “giving” you all that money. 



Revised the park rules and posted them to the parks and recreation website as a non-employee.



Tried to put your boss to work. 



Challenged the samurai by an ocean. 



Locked yourself in a public bathroom until no one noticed. 



Deposited $4,000 in an online foreign bank account for someone named KlondikeKing3000.



Disputed a parking ticket with the street itself.



Conspired against a force bigger than you but not limited to Kroger and Shoprite. 



Got ready without yourself.



Bit an onion as a dare.



Given up on game night. 



Become a bed frame. 






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