Said hello to someone you knew on the street- now you’re in a conversation, dumb ass.
Occupied an independent bookstore for too long.
Attempted to solve the pythagorean theorem for free.
Proposed an idea for a new pasta shape Barilla wanted nothing to do with.
Engaged in physical combat with a mascot.
Trusted a penguin you encountered in a city.
Messed with the wrong fish at the pet store.
Typed in your social security number when self-checking out a pound of grapes at the supermarket because you were prompted to.
Over-appreciated your bank teller for “giving” you all that money.
Revised the park rules and posted them to the parks and recreation website as a non-employee.
Tried to put your boss to work.
Challenged the samurai by an ocean.
Locked yourself in a public bathroom until no one noticed.
Deposited $4,000 in an online foreign bank account for someone named KlondikeKing3000.
Disputed a parking ticket with the street itself.
Conspired against a force bigger than you but not limited to Kroger and Shoprite.
Got ready without yourself.
Bit an onion as a dare.
Given up on game night.
Become a bed frame.
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