Valentines From...



Your Acoustic Guitar Boyfriend

Roses are red,

My album just dropped

Can we just talk about that all day

Wait… why is your picture of us cropped?




Your Credit Score Provider

Roses are red,

Your credit score is ugly

Sorry to be harsh…

Now give us that student loan money.




Your Acting Instructor

Roses are red,

What does it mean to act?

Being completely yourself,

But keep it very abstract.




Your Friend Who’s Obsessed With Dogs

Roses are red,

I know you’re just walking-

And didn’t ask for this,

But can I pet your puppy

While it stops to take a piss?




The Person You’re Avoiding at All Costs

Roses are red,

How have you been?

I always see you places,

But you’re gone when I look again.




Your Yogi Friends

Roses are red,

Want to do yoga...?

Want to do yoga...??

DO YOU WANT TO DO YOGA???











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