Your Acoustic Guitar Boyfriend
Roses are red,
My album just dropped
Can we just talk about that all day
Wait… why is your picture of us cropped?
Your Credit Score Provider
Roses are red,
Your credit score is ugly
Sorry to be harsh…
Now give us that student loan money.
Your Acting Instructor
Roses are red,
What does it mean to act?
Being completely yourself,
But keep it very abstract.
Your Friend Who’s Obsessed With Dogs
Roses are red,
I know you’re just walking-
And didn’t ask for this,
But can I pet your puppy
While it stops to take a piss?
The Person You’re Avoiding at All Costs
Roses are red,
How have you been?
I always see you places,
But you’re gone when I look again.
Your Yogi Friends
Roses are red,
Want to do yoga...?
Want to do yoga...??
DO YOU WANT TO DO YOGA???
How are those for Valentine's Day poems?
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